Conor Maynard - Grenade (ft. G.O.A.T & Jack Maynard)

Okay, here we go again
I'm stuck here with the friend
I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my Uncle Ben
I take a shot of vodka, I take a shot of gin
'Cause she got way more hair than I got growing on a chin
This ain't the army where the bombs be
In her T she got salami, maybe broccoli
I'mma need to keep my distance, walkie-talkie
Look like She been hit by Rocky, girl I'm sorry but
oh my god.

She just whispered in my ear
"I think you're hot."
I should whisper in her ear
"I think you're not."
She said, "Let's call a cab" I'd rather call the cops
Honestly, I'd rather make out with a dog
(Ew)

Girl I don't wanna be no hero
Like Superman saving people
No I don't wanna meet your parents
Even if it's Robert DeNiro
But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle
I got you homie, yeah, it's not a problem

Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot
But mine's so hot
I need this favour
I need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot
But mine's so hot
I need this favour
I need you to jump on this grenade

Can someone save me?
Can someone help me?
'Cause girl gon' need more than a filter to take a selfie
Guess Uncle Ben has got a daughter, and didn't tell me
And that would make this chick my cousin and that ain't healthy
(I mean that is literally incest)

But mama didn't raise a quitter so I guess I'm getting with her
Close my eyes, about to kiss her
(Eughhhhhhh... "I can't do it man, I'm sorry!")

Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
I know I'm asking a lot
But mine's so hot
I need this favour
I need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot
But mine's so hot
I need this favour
I need you to jump on this grenade

So please don't go
'Cause I can't do this alone
Well I could, but I won't
'Cause that threesome would be gross

Oh, please don't go
'Cause I can't do this alone
It don't have to last too long
Just enough for me to cum

Oh, 'cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me (oh I gotta baby)
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need (stay strong for me)
I know I'm asking a lot (a lot)
But mine's so hot (so hot)
I need this favour
I need you to jump on (I need, I need, I need) this grenade

Can you jump on?
Can you jump on?

I know I'm asking a lot
But mine's so hot
I need this favour
I need you to jump on this grenade