Brady Seals - Been There Drunk That

I´ve been first in line when they´ve hollered last call
Been tossed out the door thanks to alcohol
Got some ugly purple bruises beyond belief
From porcelain praying down on my knees
Set ´em all up put ´em on the table
I can tell you what it is without lookin´ at the label

Been there drunk that
Top shelf low shelf help yourself to what Jack´s got cookin´ out back
Cheap wine Cognac
Ate the worm in the tequila drained ´em dry of margaritas
And depleted every brand of 6 pack
No thanks Joe I´ve been down that road
Been there drunk that

I´ve had rotgut whiskey with a bunch of rednecks
Sniffed the corks from the bottles of Napa´s best
Beat a bunch of Phi Beta´s in a game of beer pong
Emptied a tailgate keg and I was still goin´ strong
Bellied up on Bourbon Street withstood a Hurricane
Sucked some body shots in Cabo off of what´s her name

Been there drunk that
Top shelf low shelf help yourself to what Jack´s got cookin´ out back
Cheap wine Cognac
Ate the worm in the Tequila drained ´em dry of Margaritas
And depleted every brand of 6 pack
No thanks Joe I´ve been down that road
Been there drunk that

Set ´em all up put ´em on the table
I can tell you what it is without lookin´ at the label

Been there drunk that
Top shelf low shelf help yourself to what Jack´s got cookin´ out back
Cheap wine Cognac
Ate the worm in the tequila drained ´em dry of margaritas
And depleted every brand of 6 pack
I´ve had my share I don´t need no mo’
If they passed out drinkin´ metals mine would´ve been gold
So no thanks Joe I´ve been down that road
Been there drunk that