Steel Panther - The Shocker

Are you ready, baby?

Extra, extra read all about it
I wanna show you kinda something new
Now if you're havin' trouble just getting a boner
Here's something cool that will work for you

It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez
Some will say that it's a bit extreme
Close your eyes and spread your legs now
What I'm about to do will make you scream

You better lube it up 'cause it's easier to get it deeper in
In her hole 'til she screams

Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the shocker

It's easy to find chicks that really dig it
In any city or any town
You can spot a rookie who's been using the shocker
He walks around with a pinky that's brown

When you do too much boogie sugar
And your hard meat stick won't stand
Add your middle finger to a fist of metal
And spread the shocker all across the land

It's time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls
You won't learn this in school so pay attention here

Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the shocker

You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the shocker, yeah

Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the shocker
Two in the pink and one in the stink
Give her the shocker

You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the shocker, here it comes

Shock, shock, shocker
Shock, shock, shocker
Shock, shock, shocker
Shock, shock, shocker
Give her the shocker

Do you wanna 20 balls of heavy metal power
Inside your v*gina baby and your b*tthole too?