Steel Panther - Pussywhipped

Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight
The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight

Your excuses are getting pretty lame
The malady you suffer has a name

Pussywhipped
Your balls don't have a chance
Pussywhipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
Pussywhipped

Your new bitch has got you on the shortest rope
Yeah yeah yeah
Now your dick gets sucked about as much as the Pope's
Holy hell

Yeah she's pretty, but no one is that fine
What you need to do is grow a spine

Pussywhipped
Your girl locked up your nuts
Pussywhipped
And now you can't bang the sluts
Pussywhipped

I was in a situation like the one you've got
Jumping through those hoops each day because the chick was hot
Well I was pussywhipped like you but now my dick is wise
You need to tell your dick to open up its fucking eyes
Open up your eyes

We're all getting so tired of this game
The sickness you've contracted has a name

Pussywhipped
Your balls don't have a chance
Pussywhipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
Pussywhipped
You're calling it "romance"
Pussywhipped
Your whore's got you in a trance
Pussywhipped, whipped, whipped, whipped, whipped

You're whipped!