Courtney Love - Zeplin Song

Will you accept a collect call
From Robert Plant?
We picked him up on Vine
On a bus bench singing that song
This is not the first time
He was so cute
Johnny Punk Rock, so cynical
You woulda jumped him too

Why are the burners always toast?
Why are the stoners always stoned?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The Zeplin song

I got a job minimum wage and a table dance
He drinks my beer and plays guitar
He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home
Play the same 'ol lead again and again...

Sometimes I gotta say shut up
Sometimes I gotta say so what
I don't think that it's so punk
What's with the Zeplin song

Sometimes I gotta ride
Sometimes I gotta hide
Sometimes I press rewind
I gotta throw the trash out
He's on a stairway to hell
Yeah that is him
Playin' the Zeplin song again and again and again and again and again and again

I'm a guitar
Honest pop single cut away
Please don't play that song on me again
I'll explode
I'll break all my strings, stop playing shit
Like the Sex Pistols are anything

Why does he rain on my parade?
Why does the song remain the same?
I can't remember my own name
I work for minimum wage
Oh, go sell it to Jimmy Page
At the crosses the deal he made
Cuz that song ain't goin' away
Oh, God, the Zeplin song
No no, the Zeplin song
Here comes the Zeplin song
Oh, God, the Zeplin song
Shut up