The Beatles - I Am The Warlus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tea shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

I am eggman,
They are eggmen,
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City p'liceman sitting pretty little p'licemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run,
I'm crying. I'm crying.
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Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestless.
Man, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman,
They are the eggmen,
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
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Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman,
They are the eggmen,
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob.

Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied,
I'm crying.

Semolina Pilchards
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

I am the eggman,
They are the eggmen,
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, goo goo, joob, joob.