Key of Awesome - TIK TOK KE$HA Parody: Glitter Puke

Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter
I’m spending every morning with my head in the s**tter
Got vomit in my hair
But I’m way too sick to care
Now I’m fallin down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then I’m almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me
Oh crap not again
I’ts an intervention
I’ts cool I’m fine
I can stop at any time

DAD
That’s a lie
You won’t try
Now you’ve made your mother cry Look!

MOM
O o o o O o o o

KESHA
I’m outta here
This is queer
I just drank a couple beers

MOM
Don’t leave
We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew

DR. DREW
This pattern
needs to end

KESHA
I think I have to puke again
O o o o O o o o

KESHA
So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line talking about their feelings

BROTHER [reading]
It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back

DAD
Stop showing off your butt
You’re making young girls act like sluts
And you’re starting to get a
beer gut

DR. DREW
This behavior is a dead end
P. Diddy is not your friend
You’ll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan

KESHA
This is whack
I feel trapped

DR. DREW
We just want the old Kesha back

KESHA
Screw you
Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew

MOM
Hey you
don’t have to shout
We're just trying to help you out

O o o o O o o o

KESHA
Okay
It’s time you know
This is just a video
I don’t drink
Or pee in sinks
That’s just what I want my fans to think
It’s all an act
And in fact
It’s even in my contract

FAMILY
O O O O O O