Nerina Pallot - Real Late Starter

I woke up late today,
actually I do that everyday.
Got no place to be seen,
I'm not part of a scene,
I'm a gen-ious loser.

Keeping council with my own opinion,
president of the state that I'm in.
Should I just stay in bed?
Should I live in my head?
Oh god, so many questions to ask.

Oh, you could call me lazy,
I think of it as taking my time.
'Couse I don't wanna do what I don't wanna do,
I'm a queen refusnik.

But oh my god, if I was somebody,
I'd be doing it all just fine,
but I'm a real late starter,
so I'm making up for lost time.
Oh my god, if I was somebody,
you'd be kiss my ass right now,
but I'm so polite, I do it all of the time,
I missed my calling in life - oh well.

Day by day I wonder,
if I would be torn assunder
by these things that I know,
that nobody else knows,
or maybe it's the drinking?

Kids, we should console the Bible,
everybody needs a sign, oh.
Bless the birds, and the bees,
the flowers and trees,
and blessed be the slacker.

Oh my god, if I was somebody,
I'd be doing it all just fine,
but I'm a real late starter,
so I'm making up for lost time.
Oh my god, if I was somebody,
you'd be kiss my ass right now,
but I'm so polite,
I do that all of the time,
I missed my calling in life.

You must be having a laugh.
Oh god, you're having a laugh.
No point of worrying if my day's a disaster.
Inside my little head
I'm happy ever after, yes I am.

Oh my god, if I was somebody,
I'd be doing it all just fine,
but I'm a real late starter,
so I'm making up for lost time.
Oh my god, if I was somebody,
you'd be kiss my ass right now,
but I'm so polite,
I missed my calling in life.

Oh my god, if I was somebody,
I'd be doing it all just fine,
but I'm a real late starter,
so I'm making up for lost time.
Oh my god, if I was somebody,
you'd be kissing my ass right now,
but I'm so polite, I do this all of the time,
I missed my calling in life,
oh, what am I like?
Yeah, well.