Dance of the Vampires (musical) - Garlic

Chagal and Guests:
Garlic, garlic!
Garlic, garlic!
A small pipe and a vodka
And a ? fiddle-dee-dee
The throats heal
The women are horny
And the grind is over.

Village Idiot:
But the best things come to an end

Dragan:
When the landlord signals to the food.

Kolya:
When the stew steams

Dragan:
And everyone munches

Village Idiot, Dragan and Kolya:
Until he stinks from his pores

All:
Until he stinks from his pores!

Chagal and Guests:
Garlic, garlic
Is our passion.
Garlic, garlic
Gives heart and soul power.
It makes small things bigger,
It makes common things noble
And makes what tires stronger.
And makes what tires stronger.

Rebecca:
In meat there are maggots
Vegetables are dirty
Lard is rancid
Sauce is ?
But everyone says it tastes good.

Guests:
Come with a full bowl!
With lots of garlic please!
It has fabulous effects
On gastric juice
Each mouthful tastes even better!
Each mouthful tastes even better!

All:
Garlic, garlic
Puts life into the abdomen.
Garlic, garlic
Makes the old young again,
Lets muscles swell,
Lets the juices pour.
Garlic brings relief!
Garlic brings relief!

Magda:
The young only want to run around
And the old only gabble.

Chagal:
Garlic makes boys and men
Into old Romeos.

All:
Nothing on Earth is healthier
Especially here in winter.

Dragan:
Open your mouth
And we'll belch.

Village Idiot:
Urrhg!

Moron:
And all worries will disappear

All:
And all worries will disappear!

Rebecca:
Garlic, garlic
I have always trusted it.
Garlic, garlic,
And strong sauerkraut.

Chagal:
The best ever cooks
Will be speechless at the taste

Magda:
They would be ill and the next day
Would explode with flatulence

Rebecca:
Instead of the usual moaning,
Everyone says "It's delicious"

Chagal:
The ? is fatty and mealy
Every bite blesses you.

Rebecca, Chagal, Magda:
Because garlic works wonders

All:
Because garlic works wonders
Because garlic works wonders
Because garlic works wonders

All (except Alfred and Abronsius):
Garlic, garlic
Is our passion.
Garlic, garlic
Gives heart and soul power.
Every loser becomes a winner,
Every wimp becomes a warrior
When garlic gets into him
When garlic gets into him
When garlic gets in me,
Garlic gets in you,
Garlic gets in us.

Chagal (spoken):
I'll show these men to their room.

All (except Chagal, Alfred and Abronsius):
Garlic, garlic
Puts life into the abdomen.
Garlic, garlic
Makes the old young again,
Lets muscles swell,
Lets the juices pour.
Garlic brings relief!
Garlic brings relief!
Garlic dissolves juices,
Fortifies strength,
Brings relief.

Garlic!