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Lord of the Rings

Hobbits, dwarves, elves and Men,
Kings and Queens, epicness,
Lord of the rings
The greatest tale ever told on your screen PO-TA-TOES

(The Fellowship of the king)
Frodo must bring the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights off
The nine evil Ringwraiths
The Fellowship forms
Saruman's a jerk
Gandalf's torn from the group
You shall not pass
Boromir's embedded
Uruk-hai's beheaded
Like a boss
The Fellowship is broken
Thanks for that J.R.R. Tolkien
Frodo's gone
And Sam's coming with you

(The two towers)
Gollum leads the ring to Mordor
My Precious
Gandalf the White returns to wage war
Pip and Merry hug trees
Théoden is like Benjamin Button
He's aging backwards
Legolas surfs on a shield to defend
Helm's deep
Big trees
Are attacking the orcs
The sword has been reforged and

(The return of the king)
Now a legion of ghosts are at hand
(He's the king)
Sam uses his spider slay kills
While the elf and Gimli count kills (Frodo)
One last bottle (Sam, Pippin, Mary)
It's good vs evil (Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Denethor)
Frodo you most (Boromir, Gollum, Saruman)
Destroy the (Sméagol, Elrond, Bilbo, Galadriel, Shelob)
Ring of Power (Wormtongue, Uruk-hai, Sauron, Great Eye)
No
Destroy it
It's mine
Destroy it
It's mine

Aragorn sits on his throne
Middle Earth is saved
By the smallest of things
In the Lord of the Rings